dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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