my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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