I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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