there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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