You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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