why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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