she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
time to smoke my breakfast
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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