Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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