fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding