i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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