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(970): View more from Colorado

Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.

(970): View more from Colorado

Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.

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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?

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(817): View more from Texas

you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag

(817): View more from Texas

could you get any more awkward?

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(760): View more from California

Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

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(815): View more from Illinois

He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.

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(419): View more from Ohio

If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory

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