Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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