so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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