haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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