I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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