he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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