Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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