Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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