everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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