i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My pussy is not your playground.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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