she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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