We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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