help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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