batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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