My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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