I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
