How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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