help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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