arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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