You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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