would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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