I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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