Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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