then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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