haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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