I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there's paper in my vomit.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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