How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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