Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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