We named our party play list daddy issues
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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