You can't special order awesome
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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