Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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