Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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