We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
