So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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