Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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