i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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