I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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