what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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