Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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