those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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