doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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