How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize