Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
