I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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