you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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