I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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