Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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