I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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