wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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