He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am naked and annoyed.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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